You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it was like eating out sand paper
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Is it penis luge time yet?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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