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  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:02pm

    are you serious? i'm a girl and i wouldn't skip a day if i was planning on letting him go down on me. it's not polite.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:10am

    In Soviet Russia, sand paper eats out you!

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:31am

    Next time, be sure to PICK THE SCABS OFF FIRST!!!

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:58pm

    that sucks. its like 5 o'clock shadow...for your vag.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:45pm

    she probably skipped a day of shaving.. see? thats how girls feel about guys beards... try making out with that without getting BEARD BURN!

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:21pm

    not because she's dry, because she needs to shave

  • 53 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:17am

    12:13 has never been with a woman and watches too much porno. Dude, they don't owe you shit.

  • 55 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:08am

    Ever heard the saying "look both ways before you cross the street?" Same general rules apply.

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:51am

    been there. cut my tongue it was that bad. will never do it again. i felt like a mouse who got shocked going for the cheese

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:56pm

    Yeah you have to get her hot and juicy before going down there :)

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:21pm

    i'll make it soo dry for you..it'll be like a desert in my mouth

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:25pm

    Next time check it out before u eat it out

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:26pm

    hair shouldnt be growing where he SHOULD have been using his tongue... so either fail on his part ... or wtf on her part.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:58pm

    shaving down there isnt like shaving your legs. you have to wait a couple days before you can shave again. it gets very irritated and can sometimes hurt. stick to waxing.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:54pm

    I'm the opposite. I'm constantly wet! I'm wet right now!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:39pm

    3:02... while i agree, and cant stand not being smooth if i know its going to happen... sometimes the opportunity just presents itself and you dont have the chance so its either suck it up and deal with it and get some, or dont get some and be a sad sack of horny because you decided the guy couldnt handle one day of regrowth. i would much rather get some than turn it down because i didnt get the chance to shave (even though i did yesterday).

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:07pm

    either way, regardless of shaving preferences, i feel sorry for that guy (and yes im a girl). that just sounds incredibly unenjoyable.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:49pm

    how dry do you want it?

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:26pm

    thats why you should wax.. whoever invented the brazillian wax is my hero.. as well as like all guys (and girls who say no girls *like* waxing is wrong, I'm proof)

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    3:54 i'm not saying i don't like stubble on guys, i'm just saying that sometimes beard burn can be quite painful. i actually had a pretty bad case of it one time... actually almost like a rash on my face... google images beard burn to see painful cases

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:04pm

    Groose, that made me throw up a bit

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:15pm

    tell me more about this waxing business.... getting it done wasn't so bad but lord the aftermath was worse than shaving... am I supposed to get used to this feelin (i've only had it done once)

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:02pm

    i think this dude needs to hone his eating out skills. a couple days without shaving down there shouldn't chafe you, buddy. how often do you shave your balls??

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:17am

    AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SHAVE! If you're that desperate for a prepubescent cunt, at least wax. No more pubic stubble! Not all guys like that. It's gross.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:29pm

    Haaahaaa wooow epicc

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:46pm

    First.! That's what happnes when you don't do foreplay

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:54pm

    2:45, I actually adore stubble on men. Not beards so much, but just because I can't believe that they can keep full-on beards clean without dousing them every hour or so. But yeah. Stubble's great; not so painful, really.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:54pm

    BTW, the Blowjob Girl references win. =)

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:13am

    girls -- you gotta keep that snatch groomed!! You owe it to the men to have it nice and ready for whenever we decide you deserve a shot with us

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:51pm

    Light a match on that shytttt

  • 43 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:59pm

    Give her an elbow shot on her spine. As soon as she's paralyzed take her ass all hostile & shit! Yeah, that's how to do it!