I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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