i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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