Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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