good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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