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  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 4:04pm

    You sound like a female desperate for male approval.

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      Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 18, 11 at 8:51pm

      Good insight

      • 37 54
        Submitted by synthetic on Jan 19, 11 at 10:26am

        sounds like you both should take some pointers from her

  • Submitted by cafe73 on Jan 18, 11 at 4:46pm

    the best subway employee EVER.

  • Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 18, 11 at 7:15pm

    Snooki?

  • Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Jan 18, 11 at 3:36pm

    If you are a girl, it makes you a perfect person. Now go make me a samwich!!!!

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      Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 18, 11 at 5:17pm

      your comment would have been a lot cooler if you spelt sandwich right.

      • 67 59
        Submitted by jrrrr32 on Jan 25, 11 at 3:15pm

        you obviously dont know the powers of samiches over sandwhiches, if you are a man i feel sorry for you!!!

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jan 18, 11 at 4:01pm

    *teary eyed* i...love...you...

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      Submitted by synthetic on Jan 19, 11 at 10:25am

      who wants 2 bet all 22 thumbs down are chick?

  • Submitted by kewlkid on Jan 18, 11 at 5:45pm

    No, it makes you Ke$ha minus the sandwich thing. Not something you should be proud of

  • Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 18, 11 at 3:41pm

    marry me babe?

  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jan 18, 11 at 4:19pm

    It makes you a good woman.

  • 85 58
    Submitted by sabrinea91 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:15am

    hahaha yea but your pretty fucked up regardless if those are you prioritys

  • 64 43
    Submitted by 666 on Jan 21, 11 at 8:45pm

    Marry me?

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 18, 11 at 8:49pm

    Good insight

  • 72 71
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 19, 11 at 10:06am

    Says the guy who kills the funny in every text by being a self-righteous judgemental asshole.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by addidaz360 on Jan 18, 11 at 7:38pm

    I want your contact details

  • 77 81
    Submitted by alxs on Jan 18, 11 at 4:04pm

    TSM.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 21, 11 at 7:42pm

    Nothing like tequila to wash down a semen sandwich

  • 82 98
    Submitted by nosrep on Jan 18, 11 at 8:41pm

    But a perfect girlfriend.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by golfmanreddy on Jan 19, 11 at 1:07am

    A mans dream.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by jackson20 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:19pm

    Haha FartsAtWork jst got ownedd!!

  • 69 79
    Submitted by brookieko on Jan 18, 11 at 7:12pm

    we have something in common lol

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Pelach89 on Jan 20, 11 at 3:23am

    Omg Hunny you are my fucking dream girl. You have no freakin idea

  • 61 70
    Submitted by jltc on Jan 19, 11 at 11:37pm

    hmm. Contemplating tequila and dicks IN a sandwich?

  • 67 91
    Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Jan 18, 11 at 4:32pm

    Will you Marry me?

  • 57 72
    Submitted by fuzzpunch on Jan 19, 11 at 4:21am

    ..All of these at once?

  • 49 60
    Submitted by pretzelman on Feb 4, 11 at 4:35pm

    Your quite the opposite baby

  • 36 42
    Submitted by eplotkin on Aug 10, 11 at 1:00am

    Sounds like the perfect girlfriend!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by morganmce on Jan 19, 11 at 3:02am

    Sounds like a good housewife

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Discussion on Jan 18, 11 at 9:57pm

    Actually it makes you a woman.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by eplotkin on Aug 10, 11 at 1:02am

    Sounds like the perfect girlfriend!

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Naim on Jan 19, 11 at 11:24pm

    Any1 else stop and think that the op is homo?

  • Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 18, 11 at 4:49pm

    Wow I have a dick

    • 54 57
      Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 19, 11 at 9:11am

      And this is a surprise to you?

      • 56 62
        Submitted by said8ED on Jan 19, 11 at 6:52pm

        hahaha, iowawa!

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 18, 11 at 4:52pm

    Taipan is a douche.

    • 56 66
      Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 5:06pm

      Says the guy who farts at work...

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    Submitted by quimbeezy on Nov 22, 12 at 12:10am

    Everybody is asking this person to marry them. First what if its a dude? Second, "dicks" is plural.