she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just pee around me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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