talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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