Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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