He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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stay classy 805. stay classy iv
No matter how bad he was, he still counts against your total. Sorry.
Sounds like a pump pump cum kind of night.
All you haters FAIL! If he sucks we need something to help us get over the awfulness of it so it's pretend!! Leave us to our self delusion, please! (ps. 805 is the shit!)
God, that sounds like my last night... is it better or worse that it was with an ex?
girls say this so they can have sex more, not consider themself a slut, and just keep doing who they're doing. why do men hate on it?
thats sounds like a good night.... NOT
I love UCSB. I miss you IV.
maybe you should work on your look so he doesnt have to chug a bottle of wine to even attempt to pork you. may i suggest jenny craig and a paper bag?
oh man, this sounds like many of my nights! haha
Oh honey it was real
i actually kind of love this. why's everyone hating on it? hahahah.
i really want to find these people who say something involving the area code in question and the word classy, and punch them in the face
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