i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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