why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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