whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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