This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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