Im fairly certain 1:17 has the right idea, someone was talking about their kid being a dick, not their OWN dick, maybe we should all go back to middle school so we can properly understand the basic mechanics of the english language.
Maybe they were saying that one of their middle school students was just a huge jerk...
If they were talking about their own dick wouldn't they have said "I have the dick of..."
No it wasn't Brandon, and my friend text me this and I submitted it and we were high and we were talking about dick sizes and he said oh god I have the dick of a middle schooler after hearing my size in middle school, hope that clears things up and it's Springfield mo dumbass
I agree with 4:11... this guy's talking about constant random and inconvenient erections at possibly inappropriate times. Like when the teacher asks you to do a math problem on the board, and you refuse; not because you don't know the answer, but because you were just staring at the hot girl in your class' ass, and have a raging hard on. True story...
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