You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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