Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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