Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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