he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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