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  • 70 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:04pm

    OMG i wonder if we've been sleeping with the same guy

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:41pm

    I wear Spongebob boxers, and my stamina is quite impressive.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:36pm

    i love that so many chicks have dudes that wear spongebob boxers!!! We f*ckin rule!!!

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:12am

    It's true. Guys wearing Spongebob boxers won't last long in the sack....

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:21pm

    my ex wore those too....he also we the bed on occasion

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:12pm

    "Anonymous said... I feel like the answer to this could go either way... May 28, 2009 12:57PM" I had the same thought.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:48pm

    ha sounds familiar..not only did he not last, he wasn't well endowed either

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:20am

    sounds like my ex....

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:39pm

    <_< Really....this could go either way....f*cking spongebob yellow punk ass probably droopy mutha f&cker

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 3:24pm

    My retarded ass buddy gets around a quite a bit ad wears only spongebob boxers and i've tried to shame a few girls that he fucked by being like,"so I hear you fucked jeff" and they ALL go "it was litterally like 6 seconds it totally does not count" so that story wasn't funny for you guys but When he reads it it'll be hilarious.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:38am

    why were you doing a 12 year old in the first place. at least let his balls drop or something.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:57pm

    I feel like the answer to this could go either way...

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:23pm

    wasn't even worth it. ladies, if you see sponge bob ANYWHERE on their bodies, RUN.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:18pm

    Sounds just like my ex

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:18am

    my bf has one pair of spongebob boxers...and trust me he has no problem whatsoever lasting

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:22pm

    I think I dated this guy... oh god. The worst was spongebob's nose overlying an erection.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:09pm

    dude was probably a stud that lasted for hours

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:34am

    long enough to get through the theme song I hope.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:34am

    i think its a case of its so crap he just wants to get it over with lol

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:24am

    .... I am wearing spongebob boxers right now hahaha.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:05am

    Maybe it coordinated with your sponge.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:10am

    Oh my God...I think I know that guy!

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:27am

    Ha I've been in the same situation...but with Simpsons boxers. Classy times.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:05am

    can some please start a fucking wog tommorow, literally jump on one...

  • 36 35
    Submitted by darian_darian on Apr 29, 11 at 5:19pm

    *in spongebob's narrator's voice* "three hours later."

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:23pm

    hahahaahahhahaahahhahahhahahahahha

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:33pm

    rofl at 12:57 i was thinking the same exact thing

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:42am

    Probably as long as it took him to unsnap your bra.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:52pm

    umm my boyfriend consistently wears one of several pairs of spongebob boxers that he owns. i can tell you exactly how long that guy lasted...

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Sneakysmoker on Feb 13, 11 at 11:58pm

    I love spongebob, and the second one you have to work for.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:05am

    he should've worn a matching tie, maybe then he'd actually go back in time to before he was even being considered for getting laid.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:46am

    510, eh? i wonder if it's the same guy...

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:13pm

    Simpsons boxers aren't bad, but Spongebob? Oh man....

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:36am

    My ex also had sponge bob boxers... guess why he's my EX. He was 22.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by jaimierae on Aug 7, 10 at 7:56pm

    My boyfriend has spongebob boxers haha. I like them :)

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:46am

    he lives in a pineapple under the sea and fucks a pink starfish. you expected...what, exactly?

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:04pm

    I guess that's the last time I wear my Spongebob boxers to pick up chicks :S

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:28am

    Sounds just right for your clam.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:30am

    how old was this guy!?

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:26pm

    fuck you guys, sponge bob boxers are the best, its for you jess you crazy bitch haha love ya

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:51am

    might be one of the funniest texts I've read on here- Great!! lmao

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:43pm

    I've bought spongebob and simpson boxers for my bf and he's 25

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:02pm

    was it miles gillis?

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:54pm

    An average episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants is 24.5 minutes.

  • 21 31
    Submitted by zoey1989 on Sep 25, 11 at 3:14am

    Sponge Bob Rocks!!

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:45pm

    I say he almost got it in.