you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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