We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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