Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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