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  • 86 47
    Submitted by mwaha on Sep 1, 10 at 11:11am
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    You're not gonna get a boyfriend unless you can cook better than lean cuisine.

  • 79 49
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 1, 10 at 11:56am
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    Seriously, you'll need to do better than frozen meals and liquor. Us bachelors can get that on our own without you.

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 1, 10 at 11:38am
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    You gotta give to get, darlin'. http://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 11:09am
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    U need to get fucking!

  • 56 42
    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 1, 10 at 3:15pm
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    Then you can have tequila and tube steak with a side of duck butter

  • 57 50
    Submitted by destructo on Sep 2, 10 at 3:28am
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    rustybucket, you forgot that her tubesteak should be smothered in underwear with a side of ballsmick vinegar.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by 313penthouse on Sep 4, 10 at 3:34am
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    Been there... Last night...I need a boyfriend too.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 1, 10 at 11:08am
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    you need to get fucking laid. end of story.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by devildog768 on Sep 2, 10 at 1:18am
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    Nice I had beer and jäger bombs for breakfast