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  • 92 56
    Submitted by mwaha on Sep 1, 10 at 11:11am

    You're not gonna get a boyfriend unless you can cook better than lean cuisine.

  • 85 55
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 1, 10 at 11:56am

    Seriously, you'll need to do better than frozen meals and liquor. Us bachelors can get that on our own without you.

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 11:09am

    U need to get fucking!

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 1, 10 at 11:38am

    You gotta give to get, darlin'. http://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • 63 49
    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 1, 10 at 3:15pm

    Then you can have tequila and tube steak with a side of duck butter

  • 66 62
    Submitted by 313penthouse on Sep 4, 10 at 3:34am

    Been there... Last night...I need a boyfriend too.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by destructo on Sep 2, 10 at 3:28am

    rustybucket, you forgot that her tubesteak should be smothered in underwear with a side of ballsmick vinegar.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 1, 10 at 11:08am

    you need to get fucking laid. end of story.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by devildog768 on Sep 2, 10 at 1:18am

    Nice I had beer and j├Ąger bombs for breakfast