Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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