Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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