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  • 78 43
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 16, 12 at 11:27am

    Is it to compensate for your small organ?

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Grazztoke420 on Oct 16, 12 at 11:02am

    If by any chance you do get the piano, name your dick The Pianist.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 16, 12 at 11:30am

    More likely to end up trying to play "Chopsticks" with your penises...

  • 34 31
    Submitted by atlas117 on Oct 19, 12 at 12:58pm

    Porksword ftw

  • 30 36
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 16, 12 at 12:26pm

    All yo ho's be A flat.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 16, 12 at 7:26pm

    You've been reading _Fifty Shades of Grey_, haven't you, OP?