Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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