I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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