haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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