It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize