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  • It's okay. I made out with a bouncer at Rocky Horror Picture Show who was overweight and probably 12 or 15 years my senior. He was a roaming computer tech guy who gave me his card. I was sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:12am
  • that's just the greatest thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:28am
  • that rocky horror comment sounds like it should have been posted on the FML website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:18pm
  • my favorite thing ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:03pm
  • how much sitting can a hamster require?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:47am
  • not much, especially if he sticks the hamster up his pooper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:42am
  • The fact that he had a business card in the first place should have told you everything you needed to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:54pm
  • holy crap this just made my morning!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:31pm
  • That's embarrassing! Not much worse than pet sitters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:55am
  • this shit is effing classic. love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:57pm
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