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    Submitted by Hedonistic on May 4, 12 at 9:32am

    "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

  • 29 20
    Submitted by stylistadele on May 4, 12 at 9:39am

    Tuck it. "goodbye horses!"

    • 14 22
      Submitted by Hedonistic on May 4, 12 at 10:39am

      "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

  • 21 14
    Submitted by junie519 on May 5, 12 at 12:38am

    Bahaha awesome

  • 19 15
    Submitted by courtchronic on May 4, 12 at 10:00am

    Reeeeally hope that discovery was only because of the shrooms.

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    Submitted by tatteredtorn on May 4, 12 at 10:36am

    Could you help me with this couch?