question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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