Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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