I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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