Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize