I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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