last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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