I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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