he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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