I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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