Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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