Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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