next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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