Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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