yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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