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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    He must not be that good if you can text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:08pm

    you should be doing it doggie style then you both could watch tv

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    Sucking pussy is awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    yikes must be lame if you got time to txt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:02pm

    Who the fuck watches Dr. Phil?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:58pm

    Something tells me that a guy who uses the phrase "in a huff" isn't likely to have a girlfriend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:03pm

    Not quite dinner and a movie

  • 98 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:10pm

    I'm pretty sure there'd be no possible way i could be in the mood with Dr. Phil in my face.

  • 89 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:07pm

    Dr Phil sucks. I'd be offended to get eaten out while that was on.

  • 95 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    Reminds when I got in trouble for eating a girl out in rhythm with the Family Guy them when it was on.

  • 92 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:52pm

    If I had a girlfriend and she picked up her phone while I was doing ANYTHING sexual to her, I'd leave the room in a huff, for sure and for certain. ~ M

  • 86 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:20pm

    Feel sorry for u. The dude most suck at it if u can still text and watch TV while he is going down on u.

  • 76 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:38am

    When my boyfriend eats me out, I can't do anything but cling to the bedsheets until I cum all over him. I'm not jealous of you, sweetie. Your man sucks at oral. I'm jus sayin. =)

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    I'm ganna get eaten out tonighttttt 

  • 86 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:08pm

    3:52 was on the right track until he said "in a huff." a.) If a girl was texting while I was doing any thing sexual to her, she'd be gone. b.) If a girl put on Dr. Phil while I was around, she may be gone. c.) If she did both at the same time, I might go Chris Brown on her ass.

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:23pm

    Are you imagining Dr. Phil is eating you out? I bet that gets you off

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    this makes my titties tingle.

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:39pm

    I LOVE EATIN PUSSY!!

  • 66 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:31pm

    not to mention be jealous is one of the stupidest phrases ever

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:27am

    BAHAHAHA @ 4:44, ur gold

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:23pm

    ... And texting apparently too.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:29pm

    Actuallyyy, I'm a chick, thanks :) ~ M

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:28pm

    Wow seriously? He must be really bad if you can text and watch a show. Sucks for you!! -girl next door

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:40am

    Do girls like getting eaten out as much as sex?

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:34pm

    Chick using the term "eaten out" = way hot. Love it.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:49am

    Umm he's probably not doing a very good job if you can concentrate enough to watch dr Phil and text!

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:52pm

    I couldn't cum with Dr. Phil on, gross!!!

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:58pm

    Oh, so jealous..

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:07am

    Dr Phil..... Hello he'd kill the mood feircely... Stupid bald headed guy and his stupid annoying voice -aus

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:13pm

    that's disgusting. I hate dr phil

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:57pm

    In Soviet Russia Dr. Phil eats you out. It is most unpleasant.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:26am

    I would be, but next to Tyra, Dr Phil is the most torturous show ever.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:04pm

    you texted while getting head?????

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:51pm

    5:21 has some issues. Calm down loser.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:38pm

    hoo hoo!! Lesbo pussy eating!!

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:33am

    Someone tell me why I should be jealous for someone watching Dr. Phil

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:09am

    HABOUSHHHHHHH. Thats my girl.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:46pm

    Not sexy nor kinky. Just pathetic. Why bother sharing?

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:44am

    I'm. So. Drunk. Right. Now.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:45pm

    Why would you tell someone that?!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:30pm

    So this chick was watching tv and texting while getting eaten out? Damn. That guys obviously not doing something right.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:19pm

    Ew! Who tells someone they're being eaten out!?

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:16pm

    3:35 what's the more romantic term you would use?? there isn't one.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:10pm

    you can text and watch a lame tv show... I'm sorry he is that lame

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:45am

    2:33, I like your confidence

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:33pm

    Wouldn't you like some deepthroat during a football game while drinking a beer? Fucking virgins/people lacking creativity!

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:41pm

    F-F cunt diving needs to replace wet tee shirt events at the bars. Who wouldn't want to watch 2 girls from your class all stripped down and tongue deep in each other's snatch?

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:15am

    Right on hope ur enjoying it lol I wish I was the one doin the eatin out

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:11pm

    You're a disgrace to women. Go find a new man.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:04am

    Dr. Phil is the farthest thing from Porno.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:29pm

    Bullshit! Ya I'm gonna go down on a chick on her phone. That's special!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:41pm

    what was the dr. phil show about ?

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:58pm

    10:33, if you were getting deepthroated while watching a football game and drinking a beer would you be sending text messages?

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:08pm

    Wow What should we be jealous of the fact that it's so bad that you ate watching tv or that is so bad your txting during it

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:55pm

    T.f.l.n. is really reallllllly similar 2 twitter Except this is like a party version of twittet!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:57am

    I'm feeling pity, not jealousy

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:15pm

    why would anyone be jealous of that? that fucking sucks

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:28pm

    THATS MY HABOUSHKINSSSSS! <3 mama

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:23pm

    Motorboat those flaps!!!!!!!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:57pm

    I would not be able to enjoy myself with dr phill on he's a douche bag

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:44am

    Lol...what if it was a big fatty you ratard! Fuck man, think first!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:45pm

    Not jealous of u watching dr. Phil. Nope. At 1st I thought, wtg on getting some but then every1 made a very good point- shouldn't u be too distracted too watch?

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:48pm

    I know she smelled a bit fishy

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:23pm

    I want R Kelly to pee on me!!!!!!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:26pm

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:57pm

    6:08 is fucking HILARIOUS!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:41pm

    Who texts while getting eaten out? It must not be that good

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:37pm

    Guys Would it be ate out?

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:55pm

    Way to waste an amazing timeeee I feel bad for the person eating you out, bitch should appreciateee

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:49pm

    SO Jealous. That's my dream.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:58am

    10:58 my point was she decided that was her version of football and beer = just relaxin with the tv, phone, and a guy or girl lickin between her lips. I've taken a call while gettin blown... Still feels good, right?

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:07pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Punk_Love on Sep 7, 10 at 2:50pm

    why dr. phil? ewww

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:14pm

    Must not be good if your texting

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:54pm

    and you'd stop to text??? ridiculous.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:08pm

    c'mon give the OP a break. I can see someone laying back watching TV and having someone between her legs munching on clit and meat flaps. It's a good time so why not text it. My question is.....who was she texting this to? Former bf? Another dyke? Tiger?

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    "Eaten out". How romantic. Enjoy your STD.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:52pm

    Not buying it to be real...that or he's just lame as hell. Most of the time I can't even remember my own name, much less talk or text.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:06pm

    Dr Phil is nasty, and it can't be that good if u can watch tv and text??? WTF! I feel bad for u!!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:04pm

    fake text.. noone ever texts during that puleezzz

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:21pm

    You are a stupid thundercunt. You probably need lube to get your pussy eaten and even then its your dog doing the eating while you try unsuccesfully to to cum in Dr. Phil's name. You need a good beating followed by a session of ass fisting and a beating.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:45pm

    I wonder if Dr. Phil knows he's the biggest tool on tv. Oprah might believe the emotional bullshit she tells because she's a woman. Dr. Phil used to be a guy so he should know better

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:47pm

    and texting? someone's doing something wrong... probably you.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:57am

    And texting?? Either he's really terrible Or ur just really focused

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:24pm

    why the jebus bullshit??

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:20pm

    Lying ass bitchh , why would you tdt while getting eaten out ? I was getting my dick sucked and i gotta txt from the girl i was talking to, i didnt give a fck abt her at the time . -K

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:26am

    The gross part is that this could potentially be a convo between two middle aged women. fuckin grosss

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:13pm

    Maybe she's being eaten out by another girl? 

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:48am

    If you're texting it, then it sucks and no one should be jealous.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:55pm

    Must suck if you're texting too.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:13pm

    sounds like F-F action to me

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:03pm

    Nobody uses the term "eaten out" anymore.

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:54pm

    M, marry me. :) -another girl