I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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