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  • 83 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:06pm

    In Soviet Russia, house cleans you!

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:38pm

    i've totally done this the before....drunk cleaning is the best because you don't remember doing it and then you wake up and the house is magically clean!

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:09pm

    lol its only an alcohol problem if it causes problems

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:41am

    dude, my vag itches too.......

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:19pm

    I do this sometimes if I am drunk at someone's house and for example the kitchen floor is nasty I just have the urge to sweep and mop it!

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:09pm

    I totally do this too!!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:39am

    I hate everyone who writes posts you post writing pimple poppers

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:36pm

    we call this the drunken olympics!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:35pm

    You are all a bunch of chauvinistic assholes. Women are more than vaginas, OKAY?!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:10pm

    353 u have a tiny pee pee

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:24pm

    Wow actully made me laff out loud

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    Enabler! Haha love it

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:15pm

    Hehe, i giggle. The insulting of each other based on the time of their post, its ammusing. Ha, someone said black cock. Those are icky.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:15pm

    I sometimes do this but I often do more harm than good. The coordination just isn't there. Plus I just end up masturbating instead.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:11pm

    8:53 retard, if you are the same 6:37 asshat, it's "they're". Just saying, since you were on your high and mighty penis pump and all.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:00am

    suck on my fat cock everyone!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:38pm

    What a crazy night that was....

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:40pm

    You fellas and your crazy shenanigans!! Hahaha geez!

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:03am

    it's been longer than that... i guess no one sends them texts? (yeah right)

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:53am

    1:16 am... a little late?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:32 you suck massive black cock

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:33pm

    hey, how long does it take for your text to actually show up on the site?

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:03am

    9:30-- what the fuck are you talking about, clearly you don't even know. Stupid piece of shit.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:28pm

    I've done this. Several times.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:25pm

    That's not really a "problem". An alcohol problem would be more I drink 1.75L of whiskey every night so I can sleep. I shun all relationships because I'd rather have alcohol than friends or love. And I can't function if I'm not drunk. Oh and if you do that routine every day from age 16 to 26, as had I until recently. That's what is consideredd a problem

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:44pm

    Funnnnnnnnyyyyy lol

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:14am

    Why has this text been the first one on here for almost 10 hours this app blows my cock

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:27pm

    My txts never make it here, what do you guys do to make it here ? - Kevin .

  • 38 43
    Submitted by lunalovegood81 on Mar 19, 10 at 4:34pm

    Wow I'm not the only one who drunk cleans? Nice.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:31pm

    check it out, there are a TON of new posts at ijustwanttotellyou.c0m.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:09pm

    You don't have an alcohol problem you dumbass wannabee. It amazes me how 80% of college students claim they are alcoholics like they are proud of it. Just because you had your first beer at a frat party your freshman year and now you can down a 6 pack to yourself doesn't make you an alcoholic. Being drunk at 2 pm doesn't mean you have an alcohol problem you fucking numskull

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:52pm

    Ya I hve tried to put shit that I thought was hilarious but it never makes it on here. And then it pisses me off when stupid shit like this makes it on here

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:04am

    The shit that gets posted here .. Ive sent in 3 funny ass texts none of them were posted Fuck you, not even funny

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:10pm

    Tounge jack her fart box

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:21pm

    Charles Rutherford says: that was ur punishment for drinking all of Mamas whiskey, cant wait to see what happens when u turn to cocaine?!?

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:16am

    635: how about u shut the fuck up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a sandwhich bitch. Mkay?

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:46am

    This is like the third time this has been posted.....

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:41pm

    There is a 6:37 right above the 6:47 post, stupid fuck. Learn your numbers cool kid.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:06am

    Been there. Btw sparks is great for that.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:09pm

    its not a problem.. im pretty damn good at it.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:07pm

    9:00 is a black cock.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:17pm

    12:23 got aids from having sex with his mother.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:30, i think i love you. Still, someone said black cock.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:54am

    6:09 Isnt getting any christmas presents this year. Poor them. Not

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:44pm

    Hey 6:37, if you're going to be such a douchebag dildo, at least get your grammer straight.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:19pm

    She support the Obama adminstration?

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:17am

    Happy Hanukkah - Joo

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:10am

    3:35---I'll suck your dick. gladly ;)

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:19am

    This is why we should ban homosexuals from America

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:35am

    Hey 407 haha orlandoo First one I've seen on here Anyone wanna suck my dick?